USS NEBULA Quote log
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Introduction
The below quotes (trying to be kept up to date), represent the quirky, humorous, or otherwise notable quotes from the players and characters of the USS NEBULA
Melissa-In-A-Box
Batan stood up and moved to the back of the shuttle and gathered together a pile of odd looking costumes. "That's what we have to find out as well as any other relevant information. However, to be affective will need to be inconspicuous..."
Suddenly Melissa popped out of her box smiled and then vanished.
"...and that means blending in."
(Mark Brown with "Wearing a Mask")
Diplomacy 101
"I am Captain Winston Cooper Warrington-Smythe of the USS Nebula.", said Captain looking to the general direction of the Estrella recepting committee.
Good, thought Ingwar, He forgot to mention that he is Baron of Blythe Valley, Northumberland, England, Earth, Center of the Universe. And immediately warned himself against making jokes in such serious situations. He remembered what he was taught at his diplomacy classes: "You can always joke later.", his gray haired lecturer told them all, "Try to suppress your urge at making jokes, no matter how funny a situation appears to be. It is *ALWAYS* better to miss a chance to make a good joke than to miss a chance to get alive out of whatever you happen to be in."
(Igor Urbiha with "Captain down! Emergency beam out of casualities!")
Captain Croak's new sidekick -- Messy Melissa
"Oooo, oooo, ooooo!" squealed Melissa. Everyone looked at her expectantly.
"Do you have an idea?" Fremik asked brightly.
"No," Melissa squirmed a bit. "The pizza is too hot." Derek threw her an Orange-lime soda in a vacuum can, which promptly exploded in a volcano of fizz as she popped open the can.
(Masako Goto, Jennifer Smith, Mary Ann Harrison with "Secret Society Part I")
Further Adventures with W-S
"ATTENTION ENSIGN!" the Captain screeched, a sound, which could be heard across the main bridge and the balance of Deck 1. "YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A SUPERIOUR OFFICER!"
Put simply, the voice held enough untempered energy to decalcify bone at 20 paces. It was only Ja's years of training, which allowed him to bear the focus of the Captain's Eire.
All that was wrong with the Nebula, all that Warrington-Smyth had seen, the flagrant ignorance of the crew, the sloppy discipline, the lack of unit cohesion, the . the .. The .. Damned Holographic EMH's, THE TRIBBLES. Were all incarnated in the form of the Ensign whom currently stood before the Captain.
(John Smith with "The Agony and the Ecstacy")
Amount Capt W-S learned from his Dickens experience -- 0
"Do you think we've gotten through to this one?" Present asked Past.
"Did we?" she asked the unnatural mass of dark substance that was supposedly Future. In its own way, Future seemed grim as he telepathically answered.
"Well, win some, lose some..." Present sighed. And then, there was silence.
(Pascal Allard with "A Christmas Carol in Outer Space")
Disaster Waiting to Happen
"We could hold an impromptu gymnastics competition on the bridge!" Melissa suggested and did a flip-flop, landing on an overripe grape which exploded from the impact.
"Or," piped up Derek, "We could hold a strike."
"Ooooo!" cooed Fremik. "A memo campaign!"
"Ah, I have the solution!" shouted Captain Croak. "I'll save them!"
(Masako Goto, Mary Ann Harrison with"Let's Save the Tribbles")
If Shakesphere were a rap artist
Yo! rapping rocks Yo!Yo!
Yo! shivering shocks Yo!Yo!
Shall break the locks Yo!Yo!
Of Yo! prison gates;
Pop up the volume!
Pop up the volume!
Yo! Phibbus' car Yo!Yo!
Shall shine from far, Yo!Yo!
And make and mar Yo!Yo!
Yo! foolish Fates.
Pop up the volume!
Pop up the volume!
(Igor Urbiha with "Dr. Trinkanto an the Scene")
Tonight were's gonna party like it's 2411
Captain Winston Copper Warrington-Smythe, Baron of Blythe Valley, Northumberland, England, was not impressed with his new ship. He had just been given command, the previous Captain had fallen ill. He looked further and got angry. This couldn't be a Starfleet vessel, not in his Starfleet.
(Chris Mayberry with "To the NEBULA and beyond")
Karaoke and alcohol
"I love yous guys!" He stammered putting his arm around LCDR Walsh. "The Nebula is the best ship ... ever!" In his drunken state he made his way over to the musicians and wrenched the microphone out of the singers hands.
"Time for some sing along SONGS!!! There's a saying old says that love is blind...still were often told seek and ye shall find... something, something, something..." he muttered struggling with the words. "Just skip to the chorus guys" he said turning to the musicians.
(Mark Brown, "One too many")
A Child at Heart
"SWINGIE!" 'Lisa carolled, swinging on Commodore Forester's arm. She smiled brightly and opened her mouth to start on another exclamation of pure joy.
Forester smiled wryly. Kids always seemed to enjoy the simpler games almost as much as the high tech holodeck and computer games.
Kids... and, "How old are you, 'Lisa?" Short didn't mean young.
"Well, my template was 31."
(Margaret Kipp with "The Party of the Second Party")
Dancing in the Dark
"I danced!", J'Lee cried out, louder than she might have wished, almost falling off her chair. That realisation seemed more incredible to her than anything else. She never danced! Asking her to dance was like asking George to win an obedience contest...
"Yes, my dear, but it isn't the best part of the story yet.", Dr R continued. "Would you believe..."
(Jennifer Smith with "The Truth is on the Run")
Memo Wars: What happens when the war is over
She had a sudden horrible thought.
"Computer, how many of the new messages are from Fremik?"
<Four hundred and seventy-four of the new messages were sent by Commander Fremik.>
(Margaret Kipp with "A Vulcan, a Klingon, and a Ferengi walked into a bar...")
