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==[ORIGINS] USS HOOD: To Answer Your Question== | |||
===by Brian V. Mansur=== | |||
SD: 2260.328 | |||
Scene: Sickbay | |||
"To answer your question, love a woman, divorce her even though you still love her, and then have her die in a mass murder event of biblical proportions | |||
He paused to knock down half a glass of 200 proof. | |||
"And then sign onto a 5 year tour aboard a ship with someone who could be mistaken for her twin sister." | |||
"Who has seen you naked already to boot," Stile cut in with a laugh. "You know what I think sar." He banged his glass down on the table. "You should go to her, ask her out to dinner," he started making cuddly motions with the air in front of him, "romance her, and damn it man, then you should sleep with her. Hell, go marry her you sappy ass." | |||
Both Jack and Sean gave the half-drunk Stile gapping "what the hell" looks. | |||
Stile seemed to take the hint and shut up. "Okay maybe that isn't such a good idea." | |||
Settling back, Sean said, "Seriously Stile, I may be an atheist now but sleeping around is a plain dumb. Tell me about what happens when your ladies start meeting each other." | |||
"I will never tell." | |||
"No matter," Jack said, "I'm guessing you'll get to see it happen tomorrow in person Sean." | |||
"Huh?" Stile said. | |||
"Word has it that there are, let me see, one two three four, FIVE women on this ship trying to get in touch with you tonight?" | |||
Stile looked as if he'd just missed the punchline to a joke. | |||
"You're kidding right?" | |||
NRPG: Over to you Steve. Time to put on the coffee for Stile. I think he'll need it. | |||
Repectfully Submitted, | |||
Brian V. Mansur | |||
LCDR Sean Merrick | |||
FO, USS HOOD, NCC-1703 | |||
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