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==[ORIGINS] USS HOOD: Doctors, Nurses and Tequila Oh My== | |||
===by [[Apple_Steve|Apple, Steve]]=== | |||
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SD: 2260.160 | |||
MD: -6.1430 | |||
Scene: Sickbay, USS HOOD | |||
The doors to sickbay parted and Corbett rushed in with the Trauma Team. | |||
"Where's the surgical nurse. I want this man prepped and ready in five | |||
minutes." He shouted. | |||
"Excuse me Cowboy, but you don't come in here shouting orders." A | |||
middle-aged woman with Lieutenant Commander stripes on her sleeves | |||
barked back at him. | |||
"Jimmy you and Frank get him over to the surgical ward and I'll follow | |||
in a minute." Corbett said to his medics, ignoring the woman. | |||
"You will do no such thing until that patient is properly triaged. I am | |||
Lt. Commander Rachel Grey, the Chief Nurse and I'm telling you we will | |||
follow Star Fleet procedure. | |||
"Look darling, I don't care if you are the house mother. This patient | |||
is heading into surgery immediately." Corbett said his drawl thick and | |||
menacing. Turning to his medics he yelled "Move now." | |||
"I'm calling security." She yelled at him as she headed to the duty | |||
stations comm. unit. "Sickbay to security." | |||
"Doctor Corbett he's coming around." One of the medics shouted from the | |||
other room. | |||
"Damn it. Get an Alpha wave inducer, keep him unconscious and get him | |||
into the steri-field. I'll be right there." Corbett shouted back. | |||
["Security here."] The voice over the comm. said. | |||
The Chief Nurse hit the com button "Never mind," she said, anger and | |||
frustration in her voice. Turning back to Corbett she hissed. "We'll | |||
discuss this later doctor." | |||
"Yes mother I suspect we will." He replied pushing his hat toward the | |||
back of his head and added. "In the meantime I'm gonna need some | |||
vascular adhesive and synthetic skin for dermal grafting." | |||
"Yes doctor." She answered. Corbett noticed she put a lot of emphasis on | |||
the last word. | |||
Scene: CMO's Office, USS HOOD | |||
Three hours later | |||
Surgical Report: Patient Tanner | |||
Patient is a 24 y/o human male who presented with bilateral above the | |||
wrist amputations secondary to warp core coolant exposure. Patient also | |||
presented with bilateral fusion of all phylangees and the palmar surface | |||
of both hands to the skin over the frontal aspect of the skull, zygoma | |||
and mandibular regions, no orbital involvement noted. | |||
Surgical Procedures. | |||
1. Bilateral resection to | |||
distal 1/3 of both the radius and ulna were successful. All associated | |||
vessels and nerves resected and vascular adhesive applied. No vessel | |||
leakage noted. | |||
2. Removal of phalangeal and palmar remnants successful, with moderate | |||
facial tissue loss. Dermal grafting accomplished with synthetic tissue | |||
applied in a split thickness mesh. Pressure dressing applied. | |||
Treatment Course. | |||
Patient is stable and has been placed on analgesics and broad spectrum | |||
antibiotics post surgery. Cardiovascular functions are within normal | |||
limits. | |||
Patient will be measured and fitted for tritanium skeletal prosthesis | |||
after which time a grafting procedure, with nerve, vessel and dermal | |||
regeneration will occur. Given the extent of the patient's injuries I | |||
expect there to be a loss of fine touch perception of approximately | |||
15 - 25%, this is within acceptable Star Fleet parameters. Patient | |||
should be eligible for light duty in four weeks with clearance following | |||
physical therapy report. | |||
Alternatively patient may be transferred to a Star Base Medical facility | |||
for this procedure and rehabilitation. | |||
Stile Corbett, MD | |||
Corbett finished the dictation and stretched, the weariness of the day | |||
finally getting to him. Looking around his office he realized how stark | |||
it was. The place needed a plant and some artwork on the walls, that was | |||
for sure. | |||
"Well at least they delivered my trunk." He said to himself as he saw the | |||
large throwback from another era sitting in the corner of the room. He | |||
stood to walk over to the trunk when the chime to his office door went | |||
off. | |||
"Come in" He shouted. | |||
The Chief Nurse entered his office a scowl on her face. "Cowboy I think | |||
it's time we had that talk." | |||
"Well Mother if you and me are gonna have it out do you mind if I have a | |||
drink first." | |||
"If you must," she said then added. "I will not be treated with disrespect | |||
by you or anyone in this department. Do I make myself clear?" | |||
"Ma'am, I am sorry we got off on the wrong foot." Corbett said pulling out | |||
two small glasses and a bottle of tequila from his trunk and putting them | |||
on the desk. "But patients come first, egos second. That boy needed | |||
immediate surgery and didn't need to be stopped at the door to have his | |||
ticket punched by you." | |||
"I didn't ask for a glass." She said looking down at the second glass he | |||
had placed on the desk. | |||
"Well I didn't figure you for a bottle swigger, but be my guest." He said | |||
handing over the uncapped bottle to her. | |||
She gave him a sharp look, but didn't hesitate for a second as she took | |||
the bottle from him and upended it for a long pull. Gasping a bit she put | |||
the bottle down. "Damn that's good." | |||
"Ought to be, it's the best Mexico has to offer." He said taking a long | |||
pull himself. "I do like a woman who knows her tequila." | |||
"I should, I grew up in San Jose." She said taking another pull from the | |||
bottle then added. "I didn't know you were our new doctor, I just thought | |||
you were some wack job with a Cowboy hat trying to push his way on through." | |||
"I get that a lot." He said taking another long pull from the bottle. "I'm | |||
really just a simple country doctor seeing what life is like out among the | |||
stars." | |||
"Don't try and charm me, I'm a bit old for that sort of thing. Besides I | |||
know all about your record." | |||
"Oh do tell, it seems to grow with each iteration." He said smiling. | |||
"You are egotistical, misogynistic, and a discipline problem." She chided | |||
"Well I can't say you are inaccurate, but you left out impish and whimsical." | |||
He added taking another pull and passing the bottle back to her. | |||
"I watched you perform surgery today and you were excellent. Though why you | |||
insist on wearing that damn hat I don't know. I also heard about what you did | |||
in Engineering, so I have to say I think you belong here." | |||
"So where does that leave us?" He asked. | |||
"Half a bottle down," she said passing it back. "You show me respect and I | |||
won't phaser you while you're asleep OK." | |||
"I thank you kindly for that." He said smiling. "You know I'm only a problem | |||
when someone's life or limb is at stake otherwise I just a big ole cowboy hat | |||
wearing softie." | |||
"Yeah well I think maybe we both were at fault today." She said grudgingly. | |||
"I agree, not because I'm afraid of getting phasered in my sleep mind ya." He | |||
said winking. | |||
"Well good. I thought you should also know that the other crewman, Pethukov | |||
is recovering well. Dr. Kavlin said that his right hand is going to need | |||
major reconstruction and he will probably consult with you tomorrow." | |||
"I figured as much. He'll go through a procedure similar to what I prescribed | |||
for Tanner. If I can get away with preserving his middle finger and the | |||
carpal connection to the radius I think that will save him some regeneration | |||
time." | |||
"I better get moving." She said then reached for the bottle. "Oh what the | |||
hell, one more for the road." | |||
Corbett watched her take a last drink and head for the door. "Mother, I think | |||
this is the start of a beautiful friendship." | |||
"Good night Cowboy." She said giggling as she left. | |||
Corbett sat back down glad that he had come to an understanding with his head | |||
nurse. It was never good to have the nurses against you it was just plain bad | |||
medicine. Yawning he heard the door chime go off again. | |||
"It's open." He said stifling another yawn. | |||
Corbett watched the door slide open and Captain Steele enter the office. | |||
"Captain Jack Steele, always an honor to host our commanding officer. Please | |||
have a seat sar." He said motioning to one of the chairs in front of his | |||
desk. Corbett realized he still had the half empty bottle of tequila and two | |||
glasses on the desk. He also saw the that the Captain had noticed too. | |||
"May I pour you a glass sar." Corbett said smoothly not missing a beat as he | |||
picked up the Tequila bottle. "Where I come from it is unseemly for gentlemen | |||
to carry on a conversation at this hour without a small libation." | |||
<Tag Andy> | |||
<<<NRPG>>> | |||
All I thought it would be easier to tie everything up in a post surgical | |||
report rather than hours of tedious surgery. I am sorry if the post is | |||
tedious and boring when it comes to the medical stuff. Also I took the | |||
approach of a metal skeletal prosthesis that would act as a scaffolding for | |||
regenerated tissue, vessels and nerves, it seemed like a nice happy medium. | |||
I also wanted to bring in Mother the head nurse who will have a recurrent role | |||
in my posts. She's my Christine Chapel. | |||
Andy I set it up for us to talk. Hard to deny being a bootlegger with a bottle | |||
in front of me. Just remember Corbett keeps a pistol in his boot and like any | |||
good moonshiner he doesn't cotton to revenuers. | |||
Respectfully Submitted, | |||
Steve Apple | |||
Dr. Stile Corbett, | |||
CMO, USS HOOD NCC-1703 | |||
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