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Commanding, USS HOOD NCC 1703
Commanding, USS HOOD NCC 1703


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==[ORIGINS] USS HOOD: Hot Nurses Are Hard to Ignore==
===by Brian V. Mansur===
SD: 2260.327
Scene: The Bowels of Sickbay, USS HOOD
Kiska, was trying ... rather hard ... not to laugh and at the same time feel embarrassed for both Sean and herself.
She'd received plenty of panting attention from men before.  But something about Sean's reaction to her was different and she wasn't sure what yet.  Maybe it was simply a senior officer reeling in his unexpected fancy for her.  Judging by his flustrated face, he was grabbing it by the throat and ruthlessly wrestling it to the ground.  Then again, she mused, with men it could just as easily be gas. 
Sean, for his part, was sitting very, very quietly, staring almost catatonically forward while she did a fully sensor survey on him. 
He was a nice looking guy.  Not necessarily her type, but nice.  But no matter what mischief Stile thought he was going to cook up here, she wasn't going to give that jerk the satisfaction.  How FIVE women on board had already flocked to him, she couldn't fathom.  He was a charming fork tongued snake and after his stunt tonight, she was going to be telling Mother on him. 
Maybe she and Mother would get the transporter crew to beam a mass of cold water over his bed in the night.  She and a girlfriend had done it to some boy trouble in the Academy.  Twice. 
Kiska giggled at the memory ... and inadvertantly dropped her sensor probe.  Right on Sean's crotch. 
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
Before Kiska realized what she'd done, Sean was on his feet hobbling butt naked around the exam room and moaning in excruiating agony. 
Elsewhere in sickbay, laughter was leaking past what was supposed to be a sound proofed door.
NRPG: OK Lena, sorry, but I couldn't resist posting this.  Please don't kill me.  And it is official I think: Sean is the HOOD's Butt Monkey (see tvtropes.org for def).  Oh, Steve, I liked your title so much that I used it here in your honor. 
Repectfully Submitted,
Brian V. Mansur
LCDR Sean Merrick
FO, USS HOOD, NCC-1703
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