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==[ORIGINS] USS HOOD: Big Mouth Hemux== | |||
===by David Martins=== | |||
SD: 2261.209 | |||
Scene : USS HOOD, Bridge | |||
<Snip from Harry > | |||
The barbs between Merrick and ARr'Rhiana grew heated and louder, pulling Tamura | |||
out of his stupor. The two were practically shouting at each other. "Shut up!" | |||
roared Tamura. "Damn, I can't think with you two bitching at each other." | |||
The XO's attention shifted to the comm officer. "You shut your mouth, Mister, | |||
before I come over there and shut it for you." | |||
Tamura pulled the Feinberger from his ear, slammed it on his console, and jumped | |||
to his feet. Merrick responded in kind. "You and what army, you..." Tamura | |||
racked his brain for the worst insult he could find. "...you...End User!" | |||
<End of Snip> | |||
Arr'Rhiana could not help to snicker from holding back her laughter, being a | |||
technician and engineer decades ago she understood the insult immediatly. "End | |||
User..." I must remember that one, Merrick she gigled quiet stupidly as she | |||
kinda felt relieved. The anger seemed to diminish and she could not help from | |||
laughing. Both the stupid expressionon Merricks face and the fact he didn't | |||
recognised a good insult where priceless. | |||
Then she heard what the conservatioin between Sean and Tamura was about. | |||
<Snip from Harry > | |||
"Can we talk to him?" | |||
Tamura shook his head. "Not until he disengages the computer." | |||
Merrick made a snap decision. "If the captain's under mind control, we're | |||
already too late. We've got to hope that he's holding up okay and trying to help | |||
us. Leave the channel open." | |||
"Aye aye, Sir." | |||
<End of Snip> | |||
Moments later her mind again was filled with anger. "Merrick you idiot, how can | |||
you allow that... that... low leveled, Targ slimed, squeecking Andorian | |||
teethless seal (believe me, this IS an insult!) (And she pointed out to Tamura) | |||
how can youlet him keep that comm open while you have no idea even if it is the | |||
Captain? If those aliens where able to get The RUTLEDGE under mind control, why | |||
would they not be able to get that puny litle mind of that alcohol addicted | |||
mister Captain Steele under their control?" | |||
She paused for a brief moment to get some air, het mouth growing wider while she | |||
was speaking, spit flying around as her rage builded, her teeth shimmering, her | |||
eyes almost popping out while she felt anger burn in her veines, how could | |||
anyone be so stupid, oh no wait, how could she have expected Merrick to act if | |||
not stupid? Her mouth was as wide the Merrick took a step bakc as for a moment | |||
it looked she was going to openher mouth even wider and swallow his whole head | |||
in one big, ugly bite. But she was only taking a deep breath air and... | |||
"Mister, I - am - in - command - Merrick, how can you be so stupid, unless | |||
ofcourse your frontal bone off your thick skull has grown so tick and ugly that | |||
there is no more place for any valuable piece of brain matter, but how can you | |||
think that such beings could not as easily extract the correct Alpha Codes from | |||
our oh - so - beloved - Captain - Steele his tequila drained brain and use it to | |||
their own benefit? Oh please Mister Merrick I am so smart as the anus of an | |||
Centaurean Dung Beetle, enlighten me?! | |||
Again Hemux stopped to get some breath and she looked from Tamura to Merrick, | |||
she shook her head and suddenly she could not remember what was all the shouting | |||
for adn why she felt so angry. | |||
<<<NRPG>>> | |||
Well, since everyone is insulting everyone, I thought to throw in my help | |||
also... | |||
Respectfully, | |||
David Martens | |||
Lt ARr'Rhiana Hemux | |||
CSciO , | |||
USS HOOD NCC 1703 | |||
ASR ORIGINS | |||