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Donna, who finally has a post out :)
Donna, who finally has a post out :)
<h3 style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','Arial'; color: royalblue; font-weight: bold;">USS FEYNMAN: Relaxation?</h3>
<h4 style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS','Arial'; color: royalblue; font-weight: bold;">by
Andrew Catterick 9-27-1996</h4>
SD: 80927.1000<br>
Scene: Deckway, near holodeck<br>
Commander Bat Durensten (ret'd), bartender extrodinaire waddled
down the deck in his wadders and carrying his tackle box and rod cursing
to himself and anyone that passed by. Even though he was not an active
member of the crew, 25 years as a CSO had conditioned him to the point
that you don't relax until the mission was over. As far as he was
concerned during a mission his duty station was 10-Forward. As long as
the FEYNMAN was embroiled in a mission he would be there to see to it that
the crew were comfortable and as stress free as possible. But once the
mission was over it was his time, not, he thought with a string of
colourful language, time to waste serving a gaggle of rude, nosy
journalists.
They had charged aboard the second the gantry ways had locked into
place and having found that Commander Zane had snuck off (Bat would be
having words with the Captain over that one) they had resigned themselves
to mingling in 10-Forward sampling, well actullay devouring, everything in
sight compliments of USS FEYNMAN and SILVER Fleet. Bat being a good,
albeit not exactly polite, host had stayed until the majority had left.
No point in letting his junior staff get swamped and there was always the
hope that one of the slimey reporters would have tried something
inappriorate with one of his servers and he would get to forcibly eject
someone. Unfortunately they had behaved themselves and Bat had had to
amuse himself with some well placed insults. It just wasn't the same as
tossing some out the doors.
But the reporters gone he quickly raced towards his meeting with
some trout. It never occured to him that since he was two hours late
someone else might have decided to take advantage of an open holodeck.
Even when he strode through the doors and came upon a wilderness scene
that he had not programmed he did not take notice. There was a river just
down the hill and all he knew was river equals fish. Feeling much better
that he was actually here he began to hum his trademark tune.
Thirty minutes later the now happy bartender was waist deep in
water and concentrating on a small school of fish. It wasn't until the
dark shadow past over him and began to hover that he realized something
was wrong. Bat had always been a voracious reader and while science
fiction was his genre of choice he had read enough fantasy to know a
dragon when he saw it, especially one that was about to spew flames. With
not even a second to spare the ex-security officer and soon to be tasty
morsel dropped to the river bed and pushed off with all his might. There
could only be one culprit and as he broke the surface and gasped for air
he screamed one word. "Krysa!!"
<<<NRPG>>>
Can't let you guys have all the fun.
Respectfully,<br>
Andy<br>
-Commander Zane, Commanding Officer, USS FEYNMAN<br>
-Commodore Nigel Straun, Executive Officer, INDIGO FLEET<br>
-Commander Horatio Sinclair, Fleet Intelligence Officer, BLUE FLEET<br>